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6 hours ago on June 04, 2012 at 07:00am
If the first word you use to describe yourself is “awkward” you’re probably just boring and lacking in an original personality
hi im alex. awkward, shy, and a lil obsessed wit Pretty Little Liars. Im 17 and a half, my bfs name is Jason but I call him jayjay and he just got promoted to junior manager at dominos so were saving up n hoping to move out together to a nice basement apt in July ….love you hunni xo but ya dont judge a book by its cover cuz u dont fckin kno me. send me an ask im always here to chat
6 hours ago on June 04, 2012 at 06:55am
I don’t care what anyone says, the best decade for music was the 90s
5 days ago on May 30, 2012 at 01:10pm
So some person just mailed a severed foot to the Conservative government of Canada
Like we’re talking a fresh cut here - blood and tendons and shit.
Fingers crossed it’s the work of a serial killer
5 days ago on May 29, 2012 at 09:56pm
how long has the idea of female sexuality as a delicate flower tied us down?
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6 days ago on May 28, 2012 at 10:19pm
Anonymous asked: At your lowest weight, how much did you weigh?
On the list of all the subjects I would rather not think about..
6 days ago on May 28, 2012 at 09:39pm
Coleslaw is just the worst
1 week ago on May 26, 2012 at 09:51pm
I feel like I walk about 3x faster when I’m intoxicated
Seriously, gimme a couple drinks and my legs are in turbo-mode
EVERYBODY CLEAR THE WAY TERRY FOX COMING THROUGH
1 week ago on May 26, 2012 at 09:03pm
Anonymous asked: Are you one of those faggy vegetarian people? Bet if you started eating MEAT youd put some weight on and fill out haha no offence
1 week ago on May 25, 2012 at 08:00pm
People say they go out to the movie theatre so they can watch it all on the nice, big screen
Personally, I save myself the 12 dollars and just sit really close to my TV.
screen looks pretty big to me
1 week ago on May 25, 2012 at 07:36pm
The world is so huge that people are always getting lost in it. There are too many ideas and things and people. Too many directions to go. The reason it matters to care passionately about something is that it whittles the world down to a more manageable size.
Susan Orlean, The Orchid Thief (1998)
1 week ago on May 24, 2012 at 06:47pm
